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buttsurfer

A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.
"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"
by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009
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butthuffer

1. one who like to smell others's and their own gas.
2. one who like to stick their nose in other peoples' business.
3. an idiot, a moron.
4. a smoker, one who smokes.
"i am so sick of these butthuffers smoking outside of work."
"miss jameson is a total butthuffer. i dont hang out with her because she is always spreading gossip."
"these butthuffers got the entire show cancelled.."
by lizifer42 February 5, 2010
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Buttsniffer

A horny individual obsessed with the act of whiffing any butthole within proximity.
Look at that buttsniffer whiffin up those gypsies
by Chicathehorse March 20, 2023
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BUTTSTUFF

When someone does anything with the butt sexually
hey man we are not doing buttstuff today...
by Mamabearluv April 10, 2025
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