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buckstache

A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.
Paul's life took a turn for the worse when he decided to grow a Buckstache.
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Buckstache

A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.
That is one big buckstache
by IRP_Hawk December 5, 2010
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Buttstash

Every guy in the boonies over age 15 has the same fucking buttstash
by Bob Boberts September 23, 2003
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Butterstache

When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.

For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
I gave Wanda a butterstache last night behind the beer tent at the Buffett concert.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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bushstache

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business
Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.
by B Weezie March 15, 2009
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Bustache

In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)
I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.
by chrystih June 25, 2008
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buttache

When your butt hurts from geeting fucked in the ass a lot or real hard.
Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.

Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.

Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.

Person 2: FUCK!
by J Mit April 7, 2005
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