the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur ass; also used as a term like butthead, an insult much as nubcake
by Toad October 25, 2004
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-another definition is always brown nosing and sucking up
-another definition is always brown nosing and sucking up
by mschmitty7717 April 11, 2011
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by 'Filthy Mortal Child' June 10, 2018
Get the Rainbow Buttmate mug.Somone who raids people's assholes to take their butthair and use it for sick purposes, such as fake mustaches.
by Arctic Wasp May 2, 2008
Get the Buttpirate mug.Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
by hokey dokey August 29, 2008
Get the buttflakes mug.1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.
2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance
2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.
2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance
2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.
1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.
2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.
3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.
2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.
3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.
by Meghan January 5, 2004
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English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets
by Big_loges June 21, 2016
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