buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town

John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)

by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004

Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved

I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.

by Fatnaps July 7, 2023

Bulgarian Butt Piss

the sexual act of a guy pissing in somebodies ass when giving anal, pulling their dick out, then immediately puts a buttplug in before the piss can leak out, after 2 weeks the recipient takes out the butt plug. releasing butt piss

i gave my girlfriend the bulgarian butt piss

by linkvov June 3, 2021

Buttpuss

A complete chode, someone who thinks they are cool, but really are a coward.

Person 1: That Kristen Smith girl is a real buttpuss.
Person 2: Ya she is a buttpuss, but is unaware of it.
Person 1: They never are aware that they are a buttpuss.

by BMO69 May 26, 2010

buttpussy

Noun - your anus.

She has a gaping buttpussy!

by The Man Hamma August 26, 2009

buttkiss

someone who sucks up.

janw is such a buttkiss

by bitch May 13, 2005