buttpie

someone who is an asshole..pretty much a loser and a dick..something you would call your sibiling in a argument

me> can you change the channel on the tv????
brother> no
me> why not!?!
brother> cause your a stupid buttpie!!

by Christine G May 4, 2005

Buttpirate

Somone who raids people's assholes to take their butthair and use it for sick purposes, such as fake mustaches.

He keeps talking about people's butthair, I think Bob is a closet buttpirate.

by Arctic Wasp May 2, 2008

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

buttpirate

An Unusually Gay Operative found in sales.

That guy who asked for the interactive pop up ad was a real Butt Pirate.

by Dr. Beefinger October 17, 2003

buttpipe

a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.

"Please sanitize my buttpipe after you're finished."

by Trey Paxton December 9, 2008

buttpriest

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

buttpipety

1) Ridiculous, unhelpful, mischievious or corrupt behavior.
2) Something that is bullshit, whether by being false or generally detremental.
3) Basically the kind of behavior or actions you would expect from a buttpipe or an idiot.

My mechanic tried to sell me a bunch of parts that I didn't need because he thought I wouldn't know better, man that is total buttpipety.

by NoahD April 4, 2006