buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

by stikki butter September 23, 2009

buttering my nuggets

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire

earning money by buttering my nuggets

by cheerleader96 July 24, 2011

buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

buttering the gnar

Snowboard term used to describe a difficult trick that is done perfectly.

Did you see the trick that guy just pulled, he's totally buttering the gnar.

by Marf Fatt December 27, 2007

buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005