banana buttcrunch

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.

Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.

by Foroyaar May 30, 2006

buttpumpkin

Noun. 1. An unusually large, solid bowel movement or portion thereof. 2. A person or thing which behaves in a manner reminiscent of an unusually large, solid bowel movement.

"That buttpumpkin got wasted, passed out on my bed and left a massive buttpumpkin in the laundry hamper!"

by Dr. Ruth Bader Ginsberg September 25, 2003

Buttflump

To suddenly realise you aren't gay during anal sex becoming flaccid before withdrawal

"my boyfriend was watching a megan fox movie befoe we had sex and ended up buttflumping me"

by Blastoise77 September 8, 2011

Butterbumps

The unmistakable nervous joyfulness experienced by an individual typically described as having a feeling of Butterflies located in the stomach coupled with the physical reaction to the hair on the body, mainly the arm hair, to stand on end causing what is known as Goose Bumps.

So Butterflies in the stomach mixed with Goosebumps & you have a case of the Butterbumps. Almost exclusively brought on by your Significant Other.

After nearly a decade of marriage I still get Butterbumps when I see my wife.

by UsualSuspect20xx January 2, 2022

butthump

To unlock a door with a magnetic card lock, without first removing the card from your wallet, or the wallet from your back pocket.

Nobody was around, and I was in a hurry, so I just butthumped the server room door open.

by vertigo23 April 19, 2009

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

by bullshark April 1, 2008

Buttrumpet

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008