Clap Buttcheeks

To clap ones buttcheeks, to best or defeat in a battle of will and wits.

Clap Buttcheeks:

Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.

This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.

by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019

Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

buttcheek

A large muscle in the body that absorbs cheezits

Alright broski, so please don't slap my buttcheek because that would be weird and I need that for important things.

by gabjalinda November 7, 2010

Bruce Buttcheek

The Bruce Buttcheek is when a man turns his naked women over onto her stomach, and fucks her ass cheeks, blowing his load deep into her butt crack. No anal penetration is allowed. When no lotion is used, the penis often becomes raw, pink, and loses many layers of skin. Stay safe, lotion up! Best used when sexual satisfaction is running low. The Bruce Buttcheek is sure to stimulate love again between two stagnant partners!

Bruce is the master of this one. The legend himself coined this action term, and he and his women love to do the Bruce Buttcheek.

by Bruce Naynay March 11, 2008

Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019

buttcheek sonic

A character that is more powerful than any god. He is greater than jesus. He is faster than light. If you say bad stuff about him then trust me, you’re going to have a bad time.

Also you use this when you describe something more powerful than any god.

Timmy: Whatcha drawin’ there, Kyle?
Kyle: Oh, i’m drawing the strongest person ever, buttcheek sonic.
Timmy: Oh him? I don’t like him. He’s pretty ugly and fat.
Kyle: Take that fucking back or else *pulls out shotgun* i’ll blow your fuckin’ head off.
Timmy: Fuck you.

~ Fin

by wtf is a thanos May 27, 2019