Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.

1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."

by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

Australian Beltbuckle

Testicles hanging over the top of one's pants as a prank

Person 1: Hey, I just got back from Australia, would you like to see the belt buckle I got there?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: *Exposes testicles*
Person 2: Oh god!
Person 1: That's my Australian Beltbuckle. It comes from down under.

by Lex Loci November 13, 2009

canadian beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

I was sitting there and out of nowhere I got a boner! So I readjusted to the Canadian Beltbuckle and nobody saw a thing! :)

by Iluvcumming May 6, 2006

buttfucked

1 to have anal sex
2 to be in trouble

1 i buttfucked her/him so hard last night
2 oh great, we're so buttfucked

by the ultimate bitch slap November 1, 2017

buttfucker

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.

Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.

by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009

Buttsucker

A person that hides inside a toilet waiting for a victim, when someone puts his/her butt on the toilet the buttsucker lunges for his/her butt and sucks all the crap out.

You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.

Uncomfortable... sometimes

Can also mean loser.

Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.

by HEEEHAW December 8, 2012