Buttdonkey

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.

Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey

by skmastaz July 17, 2005

buttwonder

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.

the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.

by wonder_woman January 5, 2009

buttbooked

(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

by dmaestas March 9, 2010

buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

Buttoner

Another name for a television remote control.

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?

by lna0305 November 4, 2011

butthookery

Hooliganism; any act that would normally be considered socially unacceptable, or that leads to catastrophe. Usually used in a light hearted manner.

"Charlie Sheen, upon deciding to be crazy, went on a rampage of butthookery and hooliganism. He was unstoppable, but certainly wasn't winning."

by notrenavy February 9, 2013