buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006

Buttbook

When one of your Facebook friends randomly posts "What's on your mind?" as their status. That happens to be the default comment when you share a comment.

Guilty Party: What's on your mind?
Confused Friend 1: Neil Diamond
Confused Friend 2: Happy Anniversary!
Confused Friend 3: More cowbell?
Guilty Party: I think I just pocket Facebooked
You: Dude, sounds more like you Buttbooked us

by trickyrixx June 12, 2011

buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 20, 2002

buttbonding

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one.

tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with farthate from everybody in the zumba class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009

buttbonker

A person who enjoys engaging in the anal arts. An afficiando of anal sex.

If she (or he) asks you to stick it in the back door, that person is a buttbonker.

by buttbonker July 7, 2010

buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

buttmonkey

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

by SCOTTB May 8, 2003