penis butt

the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.

-No one loves me.
-...
-Are you not going to say anything?
-Penis butt?

by largepenisinasshole November 3, 2019

Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011

penny in your butt

term for diarhea. why? cause when your holdin in the runs, it feels like you have a penny lodged in your sphincter.

Guy 1: Dude I gotta take a nasty diarhea dump.

Guy 2: Got a penny in your butt, huh?

by zew December 26, 2007

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

buttpenis

The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.

Eww, dude, you have a fuckin' buttpenis. That's nasty.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003