Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.
4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:
"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.
That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.
4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:
"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.
That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.
He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
by Sunny83 June 18, 2023
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Verb: Something you can do to someone else's butt, but not your own. You grap opposing cheeks, and just scrumble them as HARD and FAST as you can.
by Sean Righe December 14, 2017
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11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?
by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008
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by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012
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1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?
2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.
2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.
by Theoddfather June 1, 2015
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