2 definitions by Sunny83

Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.

4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:

"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.

That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.

He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
by Sunny83 June 19, 2023
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A foreign object; turd, or burrs stuck in the hair behind an mammals butthole
I wish my cat wasn’t didn’t have a dingleberry.
by Sunny83 March 5, 2018
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