theoretical businessman

A person who is more concerned with his product or passion to worry about how to make money. First coined by Stephen Colbert to describe Brian Greene, a theoretical physicist, and his organization, World Science U.

Stephen: "Does this cost anything?"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"

theoretical businessman by bernhot February 22, 2014

Businessman Shin 

When the hair on your shins stops growing between your ankle and halfway up your shin from excessive work sock wearing.

Divesh has no hair on the bottom half of his shin, he has such bad businessman shin!

Businessman Shin by Mealie July 5, 2014

Businessman's lunch 

A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.

DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.

Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.

1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch

Businessman's lunch by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007

businessmanship

The way you conduct yourself during business.

Example 1
Good Businessmanship..
"I have not seen Old mate yet, but when I have, I will get back to you."

Example 2
Bad Businessmanship..
"Yeah, Yeah, its on it way now. I'll be at yours within the hour." (Really has no idea how long the wait will be).

I wish my meth dealer showed better businessmanship. Its been 3 hours since he said he be here within the hour.

businessmanship by Dirtysharps May 6, 2020

Japanese Businessman 

The act of wearing a business suit without pants.

Hunny, have you finished ironing my pants? I'm Japanese businessmaning it over here.

Japanese Businessman by Falkrey June 25, 2010

shrewed businessman 

A male member of the business class

that has been reduced in stature
to the level of a shrew,
or one who is henpecked;
not to be confused with a shrewd one.

Abbr: shrew'd

"That Wally was a shrewed businessman!"

"Yup, built hisself quite a empyre!"

shrewed businessman by Healing Practitioner17b June 20, 2009

businessmanlapis 

Someone who doesn’t respond to his texts in a timely manner but it cool

Stop being such a businessmanlapis

businessmanlapis by dilf.mf January 2, 2022