Bumbladumple

A word that a middle aged woman will utter once she no longer has command of other words in the English language. It can also be used to describe the condition one is in due to the level of intoxication. This usually occurs after two inhalation’s of marijuana is combined with a blood alcohol level that is considered ‘intoxicated’, and resulting in the woman listing heavily to one side upon standing and walking. After uttering ‘bumbladumple’ said woman should be walked to her bed and placed there gently with a glass of water bedside and a nightlight to aid in navigation to the bathroom until the bumbladumple condition has worn off.

Her: “Bumbladumple”.
Me: ok, time for bed!

Next day or future discussions of the evening: “ That was really a bumbladumple kind of night!”

by Mzfitsam December 30, 2018

wicked bumpa

jamaicans say it to women with big asses.

ya mon! dat chick gotta wicked bumpa! And shes sellin weed mon!

by Co-de June 4, 2005

Bumples

The dimples on the lower back of some people; usually visable on thinner to medium sizes women or men.

Her bumples are so cute; you can see the right above her bathing suit bottoms!

by Whispy July 7, 2008

Bumpaclaus

A goblin-like midget standing 3 foot 12, with the face of the hobo and the ears of an elf. Noted for grunting, farting and saying with a sneer "Me name is Bumpaclaus, and you been bad dis year."
Comes to the houses of sinners each Christmas to empty the contents of his little anus. He smokes all your herb, drinks all you rum and wipes your walls with his little bum.
Usually disappears with a flash and a spark, leaving behind a tiny skidmark when threatened.
First documented by Uzimon, international reggae superstar.

You've had a visit from dear Bumpaclaus, my friend.

by dusty.robinson March 25, 2011

Bumpa

1. Noun. A cool nickname for a beloved, oftentimes cool, grandfather.

2. Noun. Nickname for Grandfather. Mother's dad or dad's dad.

I'm so excited that I get to see my Bumpa and granny this weekend with my sister and cousins!! It's already such a fun time when our Bumpa is around telling us about his days as a young boy in Puerto Rico.

by Childrenrthafuture July 21, 2018

Bumple Trumples

Used in place of explicative words instead of words like "fuck" or "shit".

Man: "Awww Bumple Trumples! I cut my mouth on a potato chip again!"

Woman: "Fat ass."

by BootyMaster June 12, 2009

Bumslaw

Residue, left on a toilet seat, usually in the shape of a "Y" (reflecting the reoccurring placement of an unwashed ass-crack, from one, or multiple persons), that collects over time, due to an insufficient cleaning/maintenance routine of the toilet in question; most commonly seen in gas station stalls. The composition of Bumslaw may vary; the most common elements include: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.

That bathroom hasn't been cleaned in months. The bumslaw on the seat is half and inch thick!

by Bumslaw August 25, 2009