Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.

It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.

by sfcjking March 13, 2011

Una Bummer

some one who likes a nice pink arse and balls with no hair on them (a paedophile).

hey lets batter the shit out of that una bummer for the school assembley

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate

Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010

dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

bumberclit

a dutty vagina which needs a wash cause it smells like bum, also has the appearance of a bum. Bumber = rag to wash Clit = clit. Bumberclit = wash pussy.

'yo bled that gash has a heavyyy bumberclit stench!'

by saif siraj October 10, 2011

stealth bummer

a homosexual male who disguises his sexulaity in order to get ahead

-"Look at our old mate behind the bar with his bumchum. This was a great pub, no look at it - cocktails, no real ale - and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails"

-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."

-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp January 20, 2009