bumblefucking

the act of doing something either boring, pointless or doing nothing at all.

Big: Yo, what you up to now?
Louie: Nothing...just bumblefucking at home like an asshole...

by louie0o0o December 22, 2008

Bumblefuck

Noun: A person with no clue of how to do anything. A bumbling idiot. Usually loved and adored by other bumblefucks, thus creating a colony of bumblefucks.

Bumblefuck Queen: Lawdy, I've just been elected as your class president, and my first act will be to move prom to Popeyes and make No hands our class song.

A reasonable person: How did a bumblefuck like you get elected? Oh right, you guys swarm together.

by Edward Rosewater July 10, 2011

bumblefuck

out in the middle of no were , usually used as an expression

What the fuck are u doing over there in bumblefuck land?

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bumblefuck

the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as East Jesus, Gimby, Good God, etc.

"He lives out in Bumblefuck"

by stuckhere October 6, 2003

bumblefuck

the place between philadelphia and pittsburgh

scranton or wilkes-barre is an example of bumblefuck

by DREWDOMZ October 9, 2006

bumblefuck

A person who goes through their life very similarly to how a bumblebee flies- slow, clumsy, and troubled. Aerodynamically impossible, but somehow they manage.

They can be well-meaning jackasses who make stupid mistakes, or complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing, but continue to pursue their dreams of pollination. Sometimes they're endearing- it takes all types.

You don't want them near delicate objects, or within 50 feet of a china shop.

Bill, that bumblefuck, ended up burning the eyebrows off his face with a blowtorch last Tuesday in effort to make an ice sculpture for a girl he loved.

Nancy, head bumblefuck of the local high school district, invested a large percentage of the school's money in stocks that failed.

by Stripper Expert March 6, 2009

Humblecock

hum-ble-cock / h^m bel kok/ n. 1 a quietly confident individual who does not brag or otherwise flaunt his successes 2 one who chooses to forgo arrogance in favor of modesty

A Humblecock would be an individual, both male and female, that has been successful in their walk of life but chooses not to flaunt it, brag about it or put on displays or arrogance. This could be in professional sports, business, entertainment or any other celebrity. He or she portrays it in a subtle, not obnoxious, way. The cock portion of humble is because they could be the leader in their group, sport, business or life.
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by Humblecock1 October 14, 2009