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bullsheet 

The generation of spurious management information by the indiscriminate use of spreadsheets.
(On receipt of many rows and columns of numbers, superficially useful but using either poor data, untested formulas, unnecessary graphs, or just surplus to requirements) "Oh no! MORE bullsheet".
bullsheet by Markchrissoft May 5, 2010

bullshitinosis 

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.
Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS
bullshitinosis by yoda321 November 6, 2009

bullshitting 

goofing off, pretending to be working when youre not
bob: steve! i thought you were cleaning my desk! quit bullshitting and get back to work!
bullshitting by superninja101 January 9, 2008

Bullshitting 

Wasting valuable time. Could also mean lying and telling ridiculous ass stories.
The homie Jhustle be bullshitting about paying me my money fam!! I have been waiting on his lame ass to pay me my paper for 3 weeks.
Bullshitting by Set trip February 10, 2019

Bullshitting Vs Lying 

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke
Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

Bullshitting 

1) the act of writing a paper
John: Dude, I was up all night bullshitting

Bob: Really? How many pages did you get?
Bullshitting by Rofunka March 18, 2011