The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....

Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"

by JustinDeever October 4, 2010

Baenoculars

Baenoculars (n) bahy-nok-yuh-ler(s)
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.

"Dude is Eddie with that girl from the smoothie shop across the street?! Yeah man, he saw her using his baenoculars and they've been inseparable since"

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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."

by evil lemon July 9, 2014

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

by timberrr July 18, 2014

binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks

Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.

by Andrew Roote July 28, 2007