Budapest

A place where you break your nails everytime you go there

-Wow your nails look great!
-yes but i'm going to Budapest
-OH NOO

by shhzuabdvdbfbdjiiiziuyyd January 9, 2024

Budapest Hello

Another word for a Jimmy tap.
Medium force flick to another man's genetalia.

I nearly fell over in pain when Bill gave me the old Budapest Hello.

by Peebs1994 April 23, 2023

Budapest

A Budapest is a person, usually broke, that never has any weed to smoke, but wants to toke.
So they constantly pester you to smoke all of yours, with them.
Budapest.

"Oh crap! Here comes Davie to ask me if I have any smoke that he could mooch from me.. He is such a Budapest".

by The Jasonian Institute November 29, 2021

My heart's in Budapest

I'm hungry.

Originally a play on words as Budapest is the capital city of Hungary.

Hey man, my heart's in Budapest wanna get some lunch?

by Wa!Tanuki June 5, 2021

Budapest fist bump

When you pin someone’s legs over their head then proceed to Superman punch their hole until your hand is deeper in them than Jeff Dunham is in Walter

I gave Stacy a Budapest fist bump last night! Apparently she has a thing for ventriloquists…

by Usewallowcome69 August 4, 2024

The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.

P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.

by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022