bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.
by Lee Mo April 06, 2008
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Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 14, 2008
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Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.
*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises
by MAXXX13 October 28, 2007
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Cruising for a Bruising

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>
by footjuice_solutions June 18, 2009
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Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.
Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"
by em-dizzle4sizzle May 24, 2011
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Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
by ..WiL May 22, 2005
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Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.
by mal1234 October 31, 2019
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