when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
by Lee Mo April 06, 2008
The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
by Sophie N. February 14, 2008
by MAXXX13 October 28, 2007
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
by footjuice_solutions June 18, 2009
A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.
Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"
by em-dizzle4sizzle May 24, 2011
Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
by ..WiL May 22, 2005
He really enjoys bruising the banana.
by mal1234 October 31, 2019