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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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Braden

The absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes, but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart. He is the perfect person to be around, especially if you need a good giggle. He’s always finding ways to be a super hero and save the day. He is so wonderful and anyone who gets a chance to know him is very blessed!
Braden is the person who can always make you smile and will always save your day
by giggle princess August 6, 2011
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Braden

Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times.

He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows.

If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.
"I would totally understand if you had a crush on Braden. He's bangin!"
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Bruder, muss los.

"Bruder, muss los." is German and translates to "Brother, have to go."

Its commonly used in situations that are so embarrassing or cringy that you want to leave. The Meme originated in a picture that was posted on www.pedalo.de to advertise "pedalos".
"Bruder, deine Ex ist gerade rein gekommen."
"Brother, your ex-girlfriend just came in."

"Bruder, muss los"
"Brother, have to go."

Bruder, muss los.
by Younieor March 1, 2019
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Brüderlinse

die weibliche Form von „Brüder
„Brüderlinse muss los
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Bryden

A Norwegian metalhead, the definition of sex and sheer awesomeness.
Girl one: Did you see that sexy long haired kid?

Girl two: Yeah, must have been Bryden.
by xXMetalReeXx August 23, 2009
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Bradentucky

Local reference to Bradenton because it is so ghetto and redneck. A combination of the two city names, Bradenton and Kentucky. See Bradenton.
Stoner1: We need to go to Bradentucky to pick up some drugs.
by Jmuabx August 24, 2009
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