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double brownbagger

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n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
by D-Glove February 24, 2004
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BrownBagged

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Putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. This is usually done because the women is ugly.
Hey see that ugly girl I brownbagged her last night.
I couln't see her face at all.
by ExPliCiTx360x January 13, 2011
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adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010
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Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.
by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007
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Brownragged

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To wipe your ass with something else when you're out of toilet paper.
Dude I brownragged your facecloth so you would know to get some Charmin.
by silverback6565 December 3, 2009
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A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.
Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.
by BKpaw July 7, 2024
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