brocial

Any social, philanthropic, and any other public or private gathering in which the majority of bodies attending are of the "bro" orientation.

Hey, How was the Dave Matthews concert?

It was a brocial, I left early.

by Skirv April 19, 2009

Brovaluation

The evaluation of a female by a bro's wingmen. Scale can range from 1-10, 1-100, or 1-1000 pending on how many women are in the room and how many details are avalable.

A brovaluation may include looks, race, personality, music tastes, sex drive (if applicable), and personal preference. A brovaluation can go up or down pending on the Blood-Alcohol level of the judge.

Duder: Man, I met this awesome chick last night.
Mans: Really?
Duder: Yep. There was alot of beer so I need a brovaluation on her.

by iDuder February 19, 2011

Brocialization

Brocialization - ( Brocial ,Brocialized ) -

1)Where a common get together or meeting a friend can escalate into a brocial.
2)Can occur to areas e.g a casino or pub, an area where brocialization occurs
3) Past Tense- Talking what went on in the last brocial ( see example)

'There was some serious brocialization in the casino last night'
Fiad met luke, they bumped into Rokas and Dan , Brocialization started to occur

by Mcmahonism January 31, 2016

brocialist

A socialist man who talks over women and queer people, and whose understanding of oppression is usually limited to economic class. Usually they will mansplain to anyone who confronts them that their backwards and simplistic understanding of social injustice is in the best interest of women, queers, and minorities, without questioning the entitlement that causes them to be able to proclaim this. Brocialists rarely self-identify.

Woman: I can't get a word in edge-wise; can we purge the brocialists?
Brocialist: Oh, sweety. If we did that, then who would fight the revolution?

by Queen Buttrix September 18, 2016

brocialism

Portmanteau of 'bro' and 'socialism'. Used to smear, denounce and divide working class movements for not being woke enough. Popular battle cry among privileged American and European middle class kids LARPing as communists on the Internet.

- Dude, did you see how the brocialists of the Portuguese Communist Party demanded higher wages, without specifically addressing the concerns and grievances of the LGBTQI+ community in Western Sahara? Fuck those brocialism fascists!

by toomuchBS April 29, 2022

brovalrous

Like Chivalrous; To be a good bro. To go above and beyond for your bro. More than you already should and do.

That was really brovalrous of Dan to lend his own jacket to his bro.

by krampus3467 December 9, 2016

Brocialize

When a group of bros spend time together in a social setting.

Hey man, Richard and I are getting a drink after work. You wanna come brocialize with us?

by Chupacabro January 16, 2018