bratwurst

A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)

Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.

by Junior January 5, 2004

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Bouncing the Bratwurst

Taking ones phallus, or male genitallia and continuing to rub and or stroke, with ones hand or manus in latin, until reaching the point of orgasm or ejaculation which is when the liquid known as Spermatozoa explodes from the head of the said urethra
This is a derogitory term others such as beating the meat are often prevalent

Chris took Will's Bratwurst and proceeded to bounce it vigorously, until Will reached a state of PHHHING it all over Chris (PHHHING is shooting it). Bouncing the Bratwurst

by Piglett and Frisbee May 30, 2006

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smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

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Bratwurst

An obese dachshund.

That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.

by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009

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bratwurst

Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple.... 1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any* German town.

*not confirmed

Shit son, there's 5 of us and this taxi only fits 4! Don't worry pimp daddy i'll ask the taxi driver if he minds if we Bratwurst.

by stephenfry August 7, 2017

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