Brosticles

The brointific term for testicles

(Guy enters his friend's room and begins teabagging him as he sleeps)

Guy: Brooooo. Wake uuuuup. I got a surprise for yooooou.
Bro: ...Get your brosticles out of my mouth dumbshit!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

Brosting

To illustrate the art of one posting something on Facebook about one of his broskis

excuse my brosting but Me and (Insert name here) Are broski's for life!

by Ghoomba January 4, 2012

Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014

Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014

Brostitut

a guy who only pretends to be a bro in hopes of receiving some sort of benefit (usually booze, women or money)

Guy 1: who the hell was that guy you were smoking with last night?
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute

by CannibalPLK December 5, 2014

Brosting

When two bros work as hosts at a restaurant together.

Friend 1: Hey man, I hope I get to work with you one more time before you quit the restaurant.

Friend 2: I know man, I'm gonna totally miss brosting with you.

by Millennial Falcon May 22, 2014

Brostitution

Taking bros before hoes seriously.

Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.

by Naomi.nt July 7, 2017