Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

An old Disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on Date Night and jams a broomstick up your ass.

Wayne: How was date night on Saturday?
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.

by Shawn the Plumber July 24, 2017

French Broomstick

When three men engage in anal sex together simultaneously, the one furthest back uses a dildo on himself (of no less than 12''), and the man in the middle performs the reach around on the man in front. This gives the illusion of all three men being penetrated at once by one 'broomstick', which they would appear to be riding in their bent-over position.

"Yesterday, I watched a video on the internet of the Jonas Brothers running a French Broomstick together before a concert."

by Dr. Manhattan's blue pendulum March 14, 2009

Broomstick Prick

A Broomstick Prick is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk 2 in Grand Theft Auto, and often hates fun and will stop at nothing to stamp it out.

That guy is such a Broomstick Prick, we can’t do anything while he’s in the session.

by Driver_Nephi July 24, 2019

Broomstick Boy

A Broomstick Boy is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk2 in Grand Theft Auto and often can't do anything without it and doesn't know how to fly either.

You're a literal Broomstick Boy, you can't do anything without your stupid broomstick.

by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021

Broomstick

A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.

It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.

The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.

Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.

by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009