Broomstick Boy

A Broomstick Boy is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk2 in Grand Theft Auto and often can't do anything without it and doesn't know how to fly either.

You're a literal Broomstick Boy, you can't do anything without your stupid broomstick.

by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018

Broomstick Stakeout

When a girl gets a broomsticks and sneaks into a place where a whole bunch of guys are showering making them turn around and looking at the guy behind them thinking that he poked him with his penis.

Broomstick Stakeout

by Turin2931 February 26, 2009

Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

Broomstick Me

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.

Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

broomstick buggery

Not a form of torture, only a mild form of abuse, according to the US military. Considered a way of "softening up" prisoners of war for interrogation.

Rush Limbaugh describes it as "letting off steam" and says soldiers have a right to do it.

Republican twats want to ban gay sex but think forced rape with broomsticks is OK as long as the victims are Iraqis. Fuck these Nazis.

by annoyed anarchist May 9, 2004

broomstick bonnie

someone who gets off (sexually) using a broomstick.

I wonder where the broomstick is? I hear someone orgasming in the next room. Deff a "broomstick bonnie".

by meowmixlaaaaameeeeoooooowww August 29, 2009