When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.
"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."
"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"
"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"
"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"
"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"
by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017


by Duane Goehring September 11, 2005

Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.
Bronks the Mighty
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
by Bronks October 17, 2020

by shakes beer April 9, 2024

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.
Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.
Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.
by Tonk Power May 14, 2021
