1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.
2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!
Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!
Ex 2)
Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.
Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!
Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!
Ex 2)
Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.
Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
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Sean's broletariat lifestyle involves him working at a factory but spends his money on Keystone Light and DMB tickets.
by Dilrod November 11, 2007
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1. A broette, when u say wanna be my wingman and her first answer is hell yeah, not yes with a sigh, but hell yeah as if it was a personal challenge for her to get u laid.
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."
by Olli777 March 22, 2013
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Man, Deadpool and Spiderman are total bronemies.
Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
by LosahLosah June 30, 2011
Get the Bronemies mug.Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.
Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"
Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
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