cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

I chugged that milkshake, now I've got two minute bronchitus!

by breezy-licious June 16, 2011

broncitis

A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Brooklyn Bronchitis

The lowest quality of drugs, usually referring to marijuana or other smoke-able substances, found on the streets in the boroughs of NYC named Brooklyn.

Megan said, "I just ran across the bridge to score and of course, will my luck, I end up with this case of Brooklyn Bronchitis."

by The PA Trick JacobPatrick December 15, 2012

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!

by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022