brogrammer

A programmer who looks like, acts like, or is a bro.

I was just talking to that tool who writes the iPhone apps yesterday - what a brogrammer.

by dickbuntu July 24, 2009

brogrammer

The objectively best type of programmer. He is better than you at social skills and coding.

Brogrammers are superior to all other human beings, and represent the highest state of existence.

by srcs September 30, 2017

bragrammer

Female programmer. We wear bras daily. Male version = brogrammer. They say, "bro" daily.

Sheila: "Where my bragrammers @?!"

by shrzdr December 18, 2016

brogrammer

Brogrammer, noun., a bro who somehow learned to program, but would deny it in any social situation. A brogrammer does not have side projects and usually programs while listening to Dave Matthews Band, much to the irritation of his fellow programmers.

Noam: "Hey Jack, your a little late, can you rewrite this parser for me? It's not quoting HTML code."

Jack: *takes off Northface backpack and removes iPhone earbuds--Ants Marchin audibly playing* "Yea, lemme just get settled first."

Noam then comments on the IRC channel that Jack doesn't go on (because he thinks freenode is what happens at the bars on Thursdays at 5pm) and says, "man this intern jack is a real brogrammer, I'm glad he's gone at the end of month."

by sabalaba March 3, 2011

Brogramming

The act of coding in between workout exercises

"You gonna hit the gym this week?"
"Nah..I was planning to be brogramming this week"

by madJooScientist September 12, 2011

Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

by Japegrape November 30, 2011

Brogramming

The act of coding while drunk.

John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.

by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011