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Broey

Behaving in a "bro"-like manner (i.e. displaying behavior designed to appeal to other bros in an attempt to look cool).

Often associated with behavior that is a little douchey but not enough to get shutdown
"Dude. That was a broey move. That girl was totally being sweet and you just f@#$ed it up."

"I know man but I'm not into that serious sh#t. I"m just take numbers and moving on."
by Seatiff March 24, 2017
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BROFFY

The androgynous term used to describe someone who is too close to be a friend, and you argue too little to just label them as family. They have many coping mechanisms to deal with every day nuances.
yo broffy, do you have a spare hairband ?
by Cash81 January 18, 2019
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Brofessor Oak

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.
Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010
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Brodey

He is a Great guy. Super nice to his friends and family. Just a great guy all around but if you get on his bad side then you are stuck there. He does not forgive people that hurt him or anyone he is close to.
"Man that guy is such a Brodey"
by ghjklghjkl May 28, 2015
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Brofest

broh-fest
-noun

1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.

2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
We should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to Brofest this year.
by edoglost April 18, 2011
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Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
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brokey

john: hey sara did you get that e-mail i sent you

sara: i cant

john: why not?

sara: my computer is brokey
by Lcpl K January 23, 2011
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