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broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.
"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"
by 123sozloser December 15, 2019
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Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.
Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.
by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021
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broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine
“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”
by iyatowa April 3, 2019
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brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.
Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.
by MizzouDem September 4, 2009
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wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey
by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020
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Broccoli Crew

The Broccoli Crew (BrC), is a clan on PlayStation Network that is famous for playing the game Fat Princess. Two tournaments were held in 2009 and 2010 to determine which clan was the "Champion". BrC won both Battle of The Clans tournaments.
"You guys look like Broccoli Crew running away with that princess."
by terriblemajesty December 6, 2011
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Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
by Brian Petz February 24, 2006
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