Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

brofession

The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.

First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.

Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"

by Thorm February 5, 2010

Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.

That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.

by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

Brofessor

A college professor that is totally a bro.

That brofessor who moved an exam because of the Harry Potter movie just announced that we can bring in a 3 page cheat sheet to the final exam. SO ABSURDLY BRO

by coocookchu December 9, 2010

broces

A combination of brogues and braces, often worn by rockstars eg The Libertines

"Pete pass me my bloody broces!...You wore them last night!"

by Gill June 15, 2004