braces

Legal form of child torture.

Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.

by theskyxisfalling July 8, 2005

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

braces

1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")

I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...

Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!

by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009

Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.

Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!

by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."

Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.

by chaz frantz December 28, 2007

BroCEO

Breaks the mold of the typical CEO. The Brogrammer of the executive ladder

Assigns nicknames to every employee of the company
Keeps it real by wearing American Apparel - because it is made in America
Believes that extending the boundaries set by common political correctness etiquette is another way of bonding with subordinates

My CEO is a BroCEO, today he brought beer for employees, because he is the CEO that you want to have a beer with

by enonymous June 19, 2013

broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

by kenchuto May 11, 2010