Fresh Bobber

To obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-sexual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. Usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.

Steven was getting a back rub from his cousin Sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. Sarah left immediately but Steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the Fresh Bobber.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Bobbenwoozle

A nonexistent word used to describe an item of questionable definition. Often used when you have no clue what an item is or is called. Synonymous with thingamabob, whatchamacallit, dohickey, dumaflache, and the like. Can be spelled or pronounced boobenwoozle.

Person 1- "Can you hand me that bobbenwoozle?"

Person 2- "That what?!"

Person 1- "I don't know what it's called. That whatchamacallit by the lamp."

Person 2- "The weird thing that looks like a giant button, but with crystals?"

Person 1- "Ya, that..."

by Coretella January 17, 2010

Broberg

When two guys are hanging out and one has a boner, the Broberg relieves him.

Hey buddy, I am really aroused can you be a Broberg and relieve me.

Hey! This dick isn’t going to Broberg itself!

by Juicy Jim February 11, 2019

bobber

A motorcycle that has anything non essential removed, cut off or trimmed.

"Hey man, did you cut your rear fender in half with a torch? That bobber looks like sh!t."
"So does your garbage wagon!"

by DirtyMerg August 3, 2007

broblerone

The largest of the Toblerone bars that are usually purchased in anticipation to a large party.

Yo brah, imma cop me one of those broblerone bars for tonight's hoedown.

Listen up bro, we need a couple broblerone bars to get this party started.

The chicks love the broblerone.

by brozbeforehoez69 March 9, 2014

Bobbeling

When your dick is semi-hard and you’re trying to put it in the Vagín but it keeps flopping around, similar to bobbeling a baseball on the field.

I was trying to get it in with Victoria, but after a few whiskey shots, I just kept bobbeling in her Vagín.

by Dr. Papanak October 17, 2020

Watch your own bobber

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.

Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber

by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016