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Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!
bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich
by Pumpkindaddy May 1, 2023
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Brazil

A country inhabited in South America by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. It was discovered by the aliens conveniently around the Age of Exploration, so they cover up the fact they're from outer-space by claiming they're from a European country called "Portugal", which doesn't exist. They're "language" is actually a heavily bastardized form of Spanish. This form of Spanish occurred when the Aliens tried learning the language of the other Europeans there (the Spanish), but they're alien accent was so heavy that they were barely intelligible by the Spanish, and so it was decided that it was a completely different language. As for the country itself, it is a complete hellscape, home to some of the most unspeakably horrid monstrosities known to man. The locals commonly try to kill everyone who dares to enter, meaning escaping this country is a feat that can only be completed by the most brave and courageous of men. There are no laws in Brazil, the country is complete anarchy, and crime runs rampant throughout.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I met this really sexy girl online, she's from Brazil. I'm going there to visit her
Guy 2: Are you insane!? Brazil is hellish anarchy, she's trying to lure you in so you'll die.
Guy 1: Uh... Okey dokey, then.
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022
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Brazil

Satan: Welcome to hell, alternatively called Brazil.
by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022
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Brazilian covered wagon

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.
(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011
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brazilian oil rig

A fart that exits and then lurks in the air for a minute or two then releases it's wrath for the world to smell. The key to this fart is the delay of the smell.
Miles let out a Brazilian oil rig which, when it was smelled, could be detected all the way from San Francisco.
by Baldspotboy September 22, 2013
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Brazil

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 2: HELP HELP WE'RE IN BRAZIL
by BrazillianGodfather November 8, 2020
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Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

The art of folding laundry with the person still in the clothes.

Can also be defined as involuntary yoga
by Ape-Monkey September 28, 2020
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