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Probabilmente se ti chiami così sei molto vicino alla personificazione di un semi-dio.
Sei caratterizzato da un incredibile forza fisica e mentale, da un intelligenza che sovrasta in modo aberrante le altre menti, da un senso di valori antichi e di onestà.
Quando fai una cosa è tipico dare il 100% e odi invece chi non si impegna, gli ipocriti, i falsi e i quaqquaraqua.
Ti piace mangiare.
Sei proprio un Brizio!

Magari fossi forte e bello come Brizio!
brizio by Calibrizio November 22, 2021
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Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
Britiot by dilbrent October 20, 2011
Related Words
brizio Bridiot brijiocracy Bripio Britiot Brizbo Brizia Brizzo brizzoke bizio
Used by Jim Carrey in the film Yes Man. A Substitute for brother or other equivalents.
Carl: "What up, my Brizzo?"
Brizzo by Zynukthoom April 22, 2011

down with the brizown 

If you like black people and or engaging in "Jungle Fever" sex.
I been down with the brizown all my life. -- B-Rad : Malibu's Most Wanted

briziers 

The word used when a man is fancily mentioning breast in a heartfelt context
Hey Tyler, you into dat booty or dem briziers
briziers by #TheFinerThings42 June 10, 2019
A kind loving girl who is very energetic and loves to be outside every girl wants ro ne brizia
"That girl is very energetic"
"Shes a brizia"
Brizia by Piggylove June 12, 2019

Pulling a Bizioo 

Having a go at someone for putting themselves down or insulting themselves.
Person 1- It's not that good. Sorry to your ears.
Person 2- Stop putting yourself down, it was great.
Person- Are you pulling a Bizioo on me?
Pulling a Bizioo by olewydd June 5, 2021