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Britannic

1. A common nickname for the British hospital ship HMHS Britannic, which it was sunk on November 1916 when it hit a mine.
2. The TV film from 2000 of the same name that is a fictionalized version of the ship's disaster, the main characters are Vera Campbell and Chaplain Reynolds.
1) So, HMHS Britannic was the sister ship of the Titanic and the Olympic.
2) In the Britannic movie, the ship was sunk in only 50+ minutes, when in real life it was sunk a hour.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Brytanni

A wonderful girl who isn't all that confident, but really should be. She is beautiful inside and out. She has the prettiest big brown eyes, and has such an amazing personality. She is always laughing and making others laugh. People love to be around her because she brightens their day. She will make you fall in love with her from the moment you meet her. If you are lucky enough to know one, make sure you keep her around. You'll never meet anyone better.
"You're in love with a Brytanni? Aww man, you're fucked. Good luck getting over her!"
by hi_dood August 16, 2014
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Britain

A place Justin Beiber got (mentally) kicked out of. First he was bared from Manchester's Sankeys, and then he fought a camera man. Lucky for Justin his bodyguards prevented him getting frimponged by putting him into his baby-seat in the back of the car Justin was using to get about the UK.
Canadian: "Where did Justin Bieber get kicked out of again?"
British Person: "It was Britain, HAR HAR"
Canadian: "HAR HAR, THAT IS A FUNNY THING!"
by Rehabilitated Bloke March 10, 2013
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International Fuck Britain Month

The month in which an absolute fuck-ton of Countries have declared independence from Britain over the course of human history.

Also known as: July
Person 1: Happy International Fuck Britain Month!
Person 2: *Fires a Firework*
A British Person: What in the goddamn?
by Aqua Markwin July 11, 2021
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Britain

aka England.(to the very ignorant)
aka Chavland. (to the British)
aka Scotland. ("Fucking Britain! I'm fucking scottish" said jock)

Now im not writing this defination to boast about how great, britain is. All of you already know about this and the name of Great Britain further emphazises the greatness.
I am also writing this to give misguided souls a true discription of Great Britain and to spell out common misconceptions.

Misconception
No 1: Britain and England are not the same thing.
England is England. Are we all catching that?
Great Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.

No 2: Not all British look like the "back end of a bus" (ugly)
Apart from myself and Price Charles that is.

No 3: Tony Blair is not a Wanker.
He is a tosser. (To the non-britons and idiots among you they are both detrogatory comments)

No 4: We dont all have crumpets at tea time.
Scones are favoured accompainment to a lovely Earl Gray.

In this short space of time you have now grown accustomed to Britain's traditions. I will now provide a translation for tourists on holiday to sunny Britain;

football = soccer
oh bollocks = oh shit
a bit of crumpet = a good looking girl
arseholes = assholes or alternatly the french
french = frogs or dirty bastards
"Come on them!" = "you my friend are ever so obnoxious and now you feel my wrath with the old traditional british duel. Jeeves fetch my dueling pistols!"

I am sure all of you will agree that these translations will certainly allow you to communicate more fluently with the average Briton. May i also add the last phrase; "Come on them" works most effectively with a cockney, scouse, brummy, geordie or scottish accent. Don't say it in the queen's english you will sound like a ponce.

I now come to end of my explantion for now i bid you farewell. And may God (who is British) jolly well bless you old chaps.

(I wonder if anyone has a sence of irony or pathetic fallacy)
"Of course God is British, the bible's written in english"

Please don't start sending me hate mail about how the bible was originally written in latin. Or if you don't believe in a God. Or if alternatly believe in Allah, or them indian Gods or if you are currently intoxicated and believe you are God and that you can fly etc.

"God save the Queen and Britain"
by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008
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Britani

One of a kind. Strong and beautiful, but does not realize it. A friend you can always count on.
She is my best Britani.....can't help but love her!
by AV8R Girl February 7, 2010
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little britain

hilarious show from the uk
most characters are played by the same two people
and all the characters say just about the same thing in every sketch
but it's funny still
I'm from America and I little britain

Andy: *sitting in tree*
Lou: Andy, how did you get up there?
Andy: I fell.

Social worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.
by raawr August 3, 2007
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