She is beauty. She is grace. She is surprisingly hilarious, but she doesn't have time for you to find out - she's too busy crocheting another blanket to hide under from her crushing anxieties.
She is perfect, or at least that's what every friend and stranger has told her twice today. You'd guess she's a cat person, but she's really more of a cat herself - you'll know it's time to touch her only when she's literally sitting on your face. Remember to feed her her favorite treats.
She's more obsessed with her mom than Sophie is with Donna in Mamma Mia, which makes sense because her mom is just as bad a bitch as she is; also, she needs her mom to hold her hand at least once a day to not spiral into the pits of despair.
You're lucky if Brinnay gives you the time of day, even though she's the kindest person you know. If she cares, she CARES. Otherwise - sorry, she's not interested. It's not that she's COMPLETELY self-absorbed, she's just too damn busy manifesting all 100 of her life goals in all 12 careers she's still considering abandoning her current one for.
Get to know her at your own risk - she'll kill you before she lets you escape her life.
She is perfect, or at least that's what every friend and stranger has told her twice today. You'd guess she's a cat person, but she's really more of a cat herself - you'll know it's time to touch her only when she's literally sitting on your face. Remember to feed her her favorite treats.
She's more obsessed with her mom than Sophie is with Donna in Mamma Mia, which makes sense because her mom is just as bad a bitch as she is; also, she needs her mom to hold her hand at least once a day to not spiral into the pits of despair.
You're lucky if Brinnay gives you the time of day, even though she's the kindest person you know. If she cares, she CARES. Otherwise - sorry, she's not interested. It's not that she's COMPLETELY self-absorbed, she's just too damn busy manifesting all 100 of her life goals in all 12 careers she's still considering abandoning her current one for.
Get to know her at your own risk - she'll kill you before she lets you escape her life.
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