Bratster

Young, rich kids (and twenty-somethings) who listen to all the new, hip music you've never heard of and dress anachronistically because it's "ironic". They typically practice a cultured, bored look; may or may not be bisexual; have an art school education; are politically liberal and ridiculously androgynous.
Similar to hipsters but worse.

I think it's funny that when rich kids rebel the best they can manage is the bratster thing, there's fucking nothing scary about those kids.

Fucking bratsters have taken over my favorite coffee shop, the little fuckers talk a lot but they never say anything.

by jojostubbytoe February 7, 2010

punky brewstered

When a person you are dating/hanging out with suddenly disappears with no warning and/or without a trace. Derived from the way Punky Brewster's mother abandoned her on the TV show by saying she was "Going to the store for a minute" and never came back.

Mike: So hows things going with that girl?

Dave: Well, things were going real good... then one day she just Punky Brewstered on me and i havent seen her since.

by Dancendiary July 1, 2009

Chunky Brewster

Slang/insult for fat girl.

"Get out of my freaking Doritos, Chunky BREWSTER..."

by Mighty J April 19, 2005

Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brewster Quality

The dumbest fucking thing, you have to make sure it's 300% accurate and turn it in three days before its assigned. also Issaquah Middle School is the dumbest fucking place and brewsters the worst if you don't do it right she'll execute you

Oh you go to Issaquah middle school, make sure you get that Brewster Quality work

by Yoshira March 10, 2022

britster

The existence of a person who is not only inexplicably adorable, but also undeniably hilarious in many aspects of the word. Energetic; spontanieous; caring; giving. Also related to an aforementioned word brittilicious

Brittany is coming over! I love that little Britster!

by britsterrr June 14, 2007

punky brewster

A great TV show, especially for elementary school girls. Although it didn't talk about things like sex, drugs, etc. very much (though there was an episode where Punky and Cherrie are offered drugs, and they are actually at a loss for what to do, they don't just say "drugs are bad!" and make it a non-issue) it is more "real" than some other shows similar to it. While the premise is a little unrealistic (Punky's mom leaves her in the car at a shopping mall and never returns, and Henry, a slightly "old" man finds her in an empty apartment in his building and adopts her) at least Punky didn't wear designer clothing and her life was not all "peaches and cream." Punky's best friend Cherrie has been living with her grandmother ever since her parents died, and there was one episode where the loss of her parents was actually a big deal. Punky is played by Soleil Moon-Frye, and Mark Paul Gosselaar guest stars as Punky's tutor in one episode, which is kind of ironic considering he also played Zack Morris, the star of Saved By The Bell, who said "I love school. Too bad classes get in the way." And speaking of Saved By The Bell, Heather Hopper (who played Nikki from the "early" days of SBTB) also guest starred on Punky Brewster, in one of the more serious episodes. PB was similar to SBTB in that each episode was its own entity; except for the few "to be continued" ones, you could watch a random episode without having seen the one the week before, and not be at all confused, because they had NOTHING to do with each other.

"I've got.... Punky Power!" - cheesy line from Punky Brewster

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005