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brantley

by jack storm October 8, 2020

brantley'd

to have a massive splotch of sperm in ones eye.

person1:What happened to his eye?
person2: He got brantley'd last night.

by a-thepostmastergeneral. April 23, 2009

Bratley

A person who enjoys to spend most of their time in bed preferably on an important day when things need to be done.

You didn't go to that interview?! You're such a Bratley.

by GotOwned January 16, 2007

Brantley

Tall, handsome, big luscious lips, he makes your heart melt on an everyday basis. The best boyfriend you could possibly have, he tells your beautiful and that he wants to cuddle. He is also hot, caring, charming, lovable, and just the best guy ever. Has a big dick and hes just looking for the perfect girl to share his love with!

Girl 1: Look at that dude hes so hot!

Girl 2: Hes a total Brantley

by Rbrbrb121212 August 13, 2017

Brantley

Brantley is the type of guy who is a total asshole. He tends to boast about his political opinions. He also brags about his dick size

God Brantley was being a dick last night

Person one: Do you know that guy who talks about is size a lot?

Person two: yeah his name is Brantley

by TheLessFamousLiz November 6, 2018

brattle

Brattle stands for watching some person (usually a guy) taking off his pants in a playful matter

"If you get caght doing a brattle in public, it would be really embarrassing"

by polly0princess September 18, 2006

Brantley (girl)

Definitely the most beautiful & sexiest girl in any room! Her soulful eyes will keep you captivated and melt your heart. Everyone loves Brantley because of her sweet personality. Brantley's makes the best girlfriend ever. She always shows you how important you are to her. No matter who you are, without even trying, she'll make you feel like the most important person in the room. She's a great listener and gives the best hugs.

Girl 1: Who's that girl over there?

Girl 2: I don't know, but I wish I was her! She looks like a Brantley (girl)!

by Super fly ballah April 23, 2014