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breathing

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.
by acronym December 22, 2005
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bathing bra

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...
Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
by erieee December 14, 2009
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Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.
CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.
by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018
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Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
by MG Lambo June 12, 2014
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butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.
Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.
by jjoinky February 1, 2010
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Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.
It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids
by chuck/norris December 9, 2012
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keep breathing

An expression of encouragement that means as long as you are alive, things can get better. The trick is to keep breathing.
"Sometimes it feels like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel and I can't go on."

"Keep breathing." :)
by MalikAlbe910 April 27, 2013
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