Blatex

Beyond blatant. So obvious it does not even need to be said. Uber-blatant.

David Hasselhoff is blatex cooler than any other guy in speedos.

by Geeklover January 31, 2006

Bratek

To be so white that you slowly become the ghettoist perosn on the planet. Not to mention the incredible hops you gain from being the ghettoisnt person on the planet, now he can dunk and jump fences from the "jakes". Bratek as a verb is to have long wacked hair. It might also mean you smell like AIDs, but that's only if your sexy and he wants to bone.

"Jack mannion looks like Bratek"

Bratek stop boning

"You smell like AIDs" - Bratek

by I Keeps it Confy Dentures November 26, 2004

Brotex

A napkin or wad of tissue wedged into a guys crack to prevent swamp ass or monkey butt. Also know as a manpon.

I knew I would be sweating my balls off on the disc golf course so I inserted a brotex manpon.

by hot papa 1960 June 23, 2016

Branexch

A small youtuber who is consistantly bullied by smaller youtubers but keeps uploading

Guy 1: Hey i did a new video

Guy 2: I don't really care

Guy 3: Niether do i.
Guy 1: well screw you man i ain't no branexch, but i don't care i like it and i am gonna keep doing it.
Guy 2&3: Ok mr branexch

by Presidentretard November 10, 2019

Brate

a "bromance date" when two male subjects go on a date....no homo of course.

yo marci and i went on a brate last night to the mall we went shopping!

by bromance101 January 16, 2010

brate

An abbreviation of it will be alright used as a way to look on the bright side of things (UK)

Everyone is going to die... brate!
Oh no! I'm going to get a D on this paper... brate, worse things could happen

by Kid Nock January 5, 2006

brate

(n.) a bro date, for when bros just need to catch up like bros,

Bro 1: yo I heard Steve is going out with his girl
Bro 2: who needs him, we'll just go on a brate
Bro 1: fuck yeah dude, it's a brate

by A bro for the bros October 28, 2018