polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

Bradstreet

A nordic mythical character whose charm and charisma were unrivalled for seven generation, before the onset of the Golden Age of New; when all worldy values were replaced by the moon god Envio.

"That man has Bradstreet-like style"

by FreezeFrame June 7, 2004

alcohol-fuelled bragster

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008

bragster

A person with a no-holds-barred attitude and will do anything at anytime just to say they did it.

Bertand and Wim are total bragsters. They'll do anything just for the bragging rights.

by Anarane January 31, 2009

Brander

The name for a major deity in some small tribal east african religions.

Bro, im tweakin i think Brander might smite me.

by ccc725 August 2, 2010

Brandyberry

A type of berry that is more expensive, bigger in size, or delicious than any other berries.

Look at those strawberries! I bet they are brandyberry compared to these blackberries.

by McPuffs April 15, 2011

Bankster

A portmanteau of the words "banker" and "gangster." These are intergral to the capitalist system. While the nightly news might have you believe that young black and latino men with 9mm's are the biggest threat to your life, banksters are far more dangerous. While a gangster might steal your posessions with a knife or a gun, a bankster will steal your possesiions with a pen, paper and "legal" (read "unjust") mumbo-jumbo snakeoil bullshit.

Bankster: Any member of the financial services industry; primarilly interested with the welfare of the capitalist class and their lackeys.

by muigikalash March 23, 2009