Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019

Titus Bramble

A Newcastle United player who is one hardcore G, he likes gang bangin' in more ways that one, and enjoys nights out with ladies who he later plans to spaff on. He's a real nigger, and likes hittin' it hard with his posse Dyer and co. This bitch is a muthaphukkin hustla, ask anybody!

There's Titus Bramble, what a G.

by Merk Krellus May 13, 2005

Brambleton Middle school

The school that is better then Stone Hill. The AMAZING school unlike shitty Stone Hill the shitty stingrays, we got bears that can kill a stingray in 0.2 seconds bitch.

Bob: Why are u going to Stone Hill ur such a loser u should go to Brambleton Middle school

Jeff: I know I am a loser

by Brambleton Middle School March 20, 2019

bramblewood elementary school

A decent school to go to in the Coquitlam area. Big playground and field, and decent teachers. Tennis court beside the school.

Parent: So how was the first day of Kindergarten?

Child: Bramblewood Elementary School is a decent school. Decent playground. Decent grass. Decent Teachers. Decent everything.

by TheJAlien November 8, 2021

bramble

A guy who constantly hits on other guy's girlfriends

Dude, that guy's a bramble

by steinbeck April 16, 2006

Bramble

Excessive amount of neck hair that accumulates in between hair cuts.

"Hey Adam, can you cut my bramble? That worthless excuse for a hairstylist, Jodi forgot to line me up.

...Ohh yeah, take a seat on that that toilet, bro"

by Itsmeetrain September 30, 2009

Brambleberry

A small dark reddish berry thet is very sweet and juicy.

This is good brambleberry tea.

by Irish Dancer April 5, 2004