brainzilla

a term used to describe someone as being smart in a sort of sarcastic way.

"Omg i like just realised i had 5 toes!"
"Look at this Brainzilla over here!"

by GemmaIzUrRoleModel June 5, 2007

brainable

Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.

Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.

See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.

by Harvey is My Homeboy November 19, 2010

BRAINAL SEX

The mental attraction between two people that culminates in conversation/conversations of mutual fulfilment.
When two people understand eachother on a fundamental level intellectually, which provides mental stimulation to both parties in the form of brainal sex.

I really like that girl, I think she's so intelligent and interresting, whenever we are talking I feel as though we are having brainal sex!

by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010

brainal sext

When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.

Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...

by armadilloracer March 8, 2010

Brainraped

Being so stoned that you feel completely weightless, also used to describe the pounding sensation in your head after a few heavy bong's.

After smoking all that weed, jake was completely brainraped

by MrSwan June 24, 2010

BRAINAL PENETRATION

When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked

"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."

by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010

Brainal

When one is skull fucked beyond comprehension - thus taking part in the act of brainal.

"Ah man did you hear about that lass that Callum gave brainal?"

"Yeah I did, she had a concussion for a week!"

by Derivedminds September 30, 2012