brainfard

literally like taking a shit in ur brain but worse
its also a meme

Man 1: "man i just had a brainfard"
Man 2: "ok"

by Ballsinyourface696969 March 5, 2023

Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.

THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...

by MS4C February 8, 2013

brainjack

To deliberately use someone else's brain to solve a problem or answer a question, rather than your own, even though, with time and effort, you could solve the problem yourself.

I could've worked out the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I brainjacked Brian instead.

Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.

by Novosapien October 19, 2009

brainjack

What Super Mario does in Super Mario Odyssey (as seen as the mario fish in the gif)

Check it here and in the gif

Etymology:
Hitler first mentioned this word which may be what he did to Hinderberg in order to get in control of Germany.

Ed: Wow man, Mario can brainjack stuff in this vid look dude in the gif

Fred: Cool, did you know Hitler also did that?

by TheTroll73_[Ezman] June 17, 2017

Brainsack

Male testicles

All he ever does is think with his brainsack

by DanyaelDemonic June 7, 2011

brainwank

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.

A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.

by john.bender59 October 23, 2011

Brainfart

1. When someone knows how to do something right but at that instant he does it wrong even though he is pro at it.

2. When someone is thinking of saying/doing one thing but does the other.

*You are driving on the freeway and you knew you shouldve takin the 110N exit but you took the 110S for some reason*

Your friend: Dude I thought you knew you had to take the 110N
YOU: Ya I did, just had a freakin brainfart.

by Abdel Hafiz January 13, 2008